Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Synopsis

Another vampire spoof comes to life in “Vampires Suck”, from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the guys responsible for other popular spoof flicks such as “Date Movie”, “Epic Movie”, “Disaster Movie” and “Meet The Spartans”. In the movie, teenager Becca (Jenn Proske) finds herself torn between two boys (Matt Lanter & Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Official Site: www.vampiressuckmovie.com

Singapore Release Date: 2nd September 2010, Thursday

Running Time: 82 minutes

Ratings: G

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Jenn Proske, Anneliese van der Pol, Ken Jeong

Crew: Director (Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer), Producer (Peter Safran, Jerry P. Jacobs), Writers (Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer), Cinematography (Shawn Maurder)

The Trailer

The Review

As I watched the trailer for ‘Vampires Suck’, it does seem like a promising spoof. But I was totally deceived, as the editor cleverly used all the best parts in the movie for the trailer itself, and beyond that, the movie just sucked.

The film was eight minutes short of a 90 minute feature length, and despite that, it was a torture for me watching the whole show. For the sake of this review, I had to, and you better appreciate my effort!

Well the joke was terrible, I wasn’t laughing myself, and the lines juvenile. Practically one of the worst spoof I’ve ever seen. You come out of the cinema more irritated rather than entertained.

The only saving-grace is that, the spoof actors in the film who played the Twilight parts are better looking than the real actors. Well to me they are!

The Good

• The slapstick was somewhat funny

The Bad

• Forgettable characters
• Very cliche

Editor’s Ratings